Arise Sir Louis

E: Daddy, what's an OBE?

C: It's an honour you're given for good service to your country.

E: Is it like an MBE?

C: Yes and then there's a CBE and then a knighthood.

E: A knighthood? What's that?

C: Well you get a knighthood for doing amazing things

[silence]

L: What like staring at a metal spoon and breaking it in two?

C: Errr well maybe Lou