Thursday, 27 May 2010

Clean springing

Darth Vader and Darth Maul are both in the Phantom Menace.

Are they?

Yes but you don't see Darth Vader.

Why's that?

Because he's at home.

What's he doing?

Clean springing.

Monday, 24 May 2010

Little Mr.

N: Here you go Ebs, can you put your clothes on while you watch this please.

L: You didn't bring my clothes down Missy

Sunday, 23 May 2010


'Anakin Skywalker grew up a slave on the desert planet Tatooine'

'What's a slave Mummy'

'A slave is someone who is owned Eben and has to do anything that the owner says'

'I'm a slave'

'Well not really Lou'

'Yes I am. I do everything you say'

'That's not strictly true is it Lou'

Friday, 21 May 2010

Morning dressing ritual

Lou can you put these shorts on please.

No, I don't like those

Ok how about these then?

No...look, what are my options?


Stop laughing at me.

Sorry Lou.