Friday, 11 December 2009

Good morning

Daddy you can't leave the bathroom yet.

Why Lou?

You have to raise yourself.

Friday, 4 December 2009

It's Christmas time

Daddy can I have my advert calendar.

Monday, 31 August 2009

When I get older

When I'm old I'm not going to do a real job, I'm going to go to an office like Daddy.

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Let's pretend

Mummy let's pretend that this stick is a firework and that you walk in and say 'Louis where did you get that firwork' and I say 'from the firwork shop'.

'Ok then'

'Look mummy'

'Oo Louis where did you get that firework?'

'Noooooooooooooooooooooo. Not Oo Louis, just Louis'

'Right yes, shall we do it again?'


'Look mummy'

'Louis where did you get that firework?'

'From the firwork shop'


Thursday, 11 June 2009

Jin Jinner Jin

Jin Jinner Jin

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

What ice cream would you like?

Chimp choc chip, please mummy.

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

I don't know about all this God business

Louis can you show Daddy how you say a prayer?

Blah, blah, blah Amen.

Yeah that's what your father thinks as well.

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Mummy part 2

Actually. I love you.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Who's the fairest of them all?

You're not as pretty as a flower.

That poo

That poo next to the poo island is a poo shark, because it's got two fins.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Mouth wildeebeast

There is a wildeebeast in my mouth called Indiani Jones

My Mummy

You blinking cheeky house girl

Monday, 20 April 2009

How to win a championship

- I won the championshhhhipppp

- No, no, no you didn't, you came 1st Louis

- Why hasn't he won the championship Ebs

- He needs to come 5th to win the championship

- Errrrrrr...

- Yes he does, Lewis Hamilton came 5th and won the championship

- Erm yes, well you don't always have to come 5th to win a championship. Sometimes if you've already got enough points and you err... well... put it his way sometimes you can come first having been 2nd in the championship and still lo... errrr well ho............

- Come on Louis let's play again I'll be Sebastien Vettel, I'm 5th so I'm going to win.

Friday, 10 April 2009

Dr Who did a poo

Dr Who
You do a poo
On the loo

Dr Wee
You do a pee
On your knee

Sunday, 5 April 2009

The Grand Prix

I'm going to be Lewis Hamilton, you be Sebastian Vettel. He's really good he can drive on 3 wheels.

Saturday, 4 April 2009

Monsters vs. Aliens

I did laugh out of my skin at that film Daddy