Count your blessings

Daddy, nana and Grandad are lucky because they have two cars and we're lucky because we have two fruit bowls.

I spy

Eben: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with C"

Kitty: (big smile and pointy finger) "the thing what lives at the beach"

Looking down the barrel of inertia

Louis: {after a long period of puzzled silence} You know when you look down the barrel of inertia? 

Me: No, but that's very profound Louis.

Louis: What does profound mean?

Nic: Profound is when you think about something very hard and then say something wise...

Louis: Oh

Nic: ...and 'staring down the barrel of inertia' is a very profound thought Louis. 

Louis: No, I said 'you know when you look down the barrel of a nerf gun'