Can't put up with that

When you're young you're small and when you're grown up you get a tiny bit bigger and then when you're old you get all bent and small again. I just can't put up with that.

Count your blessings

Daddy, nana and Grandad are lucky because they have two cars and we're lucky because we have two fruit bowls.

I spy

Eben: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with C"

Kitty: (big smile and pointy finger) "the thing what lives at the beach"

Looking down the barrel of inertia

Louis: {after a long period of puzzled silence} You know when you look down the barrel of inertia? 

Me: No, but that's very profound Louis.

Louis: What does profound mean?

Nic: Profound is when you think about something very hard and then say something wise...

Louis: Oh

Nic: ...and 'staring down the barrel of inertia' is a very profound thought Louis. 

Louis: No, I said 'you know when you look down the barrel of a nerf gun'

Laces

N: 'Shall I do your boots up?'

K: 'No, I putting my lace up my nose so I can get my snot out.'

30 secs later

K 'I finished'

Lent

Me: 'Do you think you could give up food for 40 days and 40 nights Lou?'

Louis: 'What do you think I am, Jesus?'

No reindeer required

K: Daddy san-ta come in a opilicopter