Thursday, 20 February 2014

Can't put up with that

When you're young you're small and when you're grown up you get a tiny bit bigger and then when you're old you get all bent and small again. I just can't put up with that.

Saturday, 16 November 2013

Count your blessings

Daddy, nana and Grandad are lucky because they have two cars and we're lucky because we have two fruit bowls.

Monday, 23 September 2013

I spy

Eben: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with C"

Kitty: (big smile and pointy finger) "the thing what lives at the beach"

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Looking down the barrel of inertia

Louis: {after a long period of puzzled silence} You know when you look down the barrel of inertia? 

Me: No, but that's very profound Louis.

Louis: What does profound mean?

Nic: Profound is when you think about something very hard and then say something wise...

Louis: Oh

Nic: ...and 'staring down the barrel of inertia' is a very profound thought Louis. 

Louis: No, I said 'you know when you look down the barrel of a nerf gun'

Thursday, 3 May 2012



N: 'Shall I do your boots up?'

K: 'No, I putting my lace up my nose so I can get my snot out.'

30 secs later

K 'I finished'

Tuesday, 21 February 2012



Me: 'Do you think you could give up food for 40 days and 40 nights Lou?'

Louis: 'What do you think I am, Jesus?'

Sunday, 4 December 2011

No reindeer required


K: Daddy san-ta come in a opilicopter