Clean springing

Darth Vader and Darth Maul are both in the Phantom Menace.

Are they?

Yes but you don't see Darth Vader.

Why's that?

Because he's at home.

What's he doing?

Clean springing.

Little Mr.

N: Here you go Ebs, can you put your clothes on while you watch this please.

L: You didn't bring my clothes down Missy

Chained

'Anakin Skywalker grew up a slave on the desert planet Tatooine'

'What's a slave Mummy'

'A slave is someone who is owned Eben and has to do anything that the owner says'

'I'm a slave'

'Well not really Lou'

'Yes I am. I do everything you say'

'That's not strictly true is it Lou'

Morning dressing ritual

Lou can you put these shorts on please.

No, I don't like those

Ok how about these then?

No...look, what are my options?

errr........

Stop laughing at me.

Sorry Lou.

Metal grass

Grass is sometimes metal.

No it's not Lou

It is in autumn, I found it on a website.

Daddy...

...I'm not sure this is appropriable for me.

Darth Who?

I'll be Anakin Skywalker, you be Darth Morph.