When I get older

When I'm old I'm not going to do a real job, I'm going to go to an office like Daddy.

Let's pretend

Mummy let's pretend that this stick is a firework and that you walk in and say 'Louis where did you get that firwork' and I say 'from the firwork shop'.

'Ok then'

'Look mummy'

'Oo Louis where did you get that firework?'

'Noooooooooooooooooooooo. Not Oo Louis, just Louis'

'Right yes, shall we do it again?'

'Yes'

'Look mummy'

'Louis where did you get that firework?'

'From the firwork shop'

'Great'

Jin Jinner Jin

Jin Jinner Jin

What ice cream would you like?

Chimp choc chip, please mummy.

I don't know about all this God business

Louis can you show Daddy how you say a prayer?

Blah, blah, blah Amen.

Yeah that's what your father thinks as well.

Mummy part 2

Actually. I love you.

Who's the fairest of them all?

You're not as pretty as a flower.