Genius

C: Mummy's a genius

E: No she's not

N: If I'm not a genius what am I?

E: A widow

N: No I'm not a widow, do you know what a widow is?

E: No

N: A widow is a married woman who's been left behind after her husband dies.

E: Nooooo I said you're a weirdo.

Compost

N: Ooooo look at that Lou. Look how rich that is. It's amazing to think that that's just garden cuttings and vegetable peelings isn't it?

L: Yeah to me that's not so interesting

N: OK yeah fair enough.

Coco Pops

Daddy you should have had Coco Pops, it comes with Chocolate milk.

Totemic

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Mummy, what's that?

It's a totem pole.

What's a totem pole?

Well it's a place that communities come together to worship. You know the way that we come together and worship in a church sometimes, well other communities choose to celebrate around a totem pole.

Mummy can you stop talking

It's all about the money

Daddy are you working at home today?

Yep

Will you still get paid?

Yes I will. Just because I'm not at work it doesn't mean I'm not going to get paid.

OK.

[silence]

Will you get paid double when you go in tomorrow.

I wish Ebs.

Snakes alive

Lovingly shared using my mobile handheld device, which happens to be made by Apple.

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From: Crispinheath <crispinheath@hotmail.com>
Date: 2 July 2011 20:12:04 GMT+01:00
Subject: Snakes alive

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Arachnophobia erradicated

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