Antsy, antsy, antsy ermmm...

"Come on missy out of there you're getting antsy"

"what does antsy mean Daddy"

"Ermm well it kind of means errr... Well it means. Oh antsy.... Erm..."

"Does it mean fractious?"

"Er yes I suppose that's a much better word for it"

Cutlery time

Mummy your knifephone's ringing.

Mummy have you got a forkphone as well.

Urrgh Uhh Uhh

I'm a bit like a teenager but my head sticks up when I walk.

Clean springing

Darth Vader and Darth Maul are both in the Phantom Menace.

Are they?

Yes but you don't see Darth Vader.

Why's that?

Because he's at home.

What's he doing?

Clean springing.

Little Mr.

N: Here you go Ebs, can you put your clothes on while you watch this please.

L: You didn't bring my clothes down Missy

Chained

'Anakin Skywalker grew up a slave on the desert planet Tatooine'

'What's a slave Mummy'

'A slave is someone who is owned Eben and has to do anything that the owner says'

'I'm a slave'

'Well not really Lou'

'Yes I am. I do everything you say'

'That's not strictly true is it Lou'

Morning dressing ritual

Lou can you put these shorts on please.

No, I don't like those

Ok how about these then?

No...look, what are my options?

errr........

Stop laughing at me.

Sorry Lou.