Things the kids say so as not to lose it in the future. The diary of Eben 10, Louis 7 and Kitty nearly 4.
N: 'Shall I do your boots up?'
K: 'No, I putting my lace up my nose so I can get my snot out.'
30 secs later
K 'I finished'
Me: 'Do you think you could give up food for 40 days and 40 nights Lou?'
Louis: 'What do you think I am, Jesus?'