Mummy, what's that?
It's a totem pole.
What's a totem pole?
Well it's a place that communities come together to worship. You know the way that we come together and worship in a church sometimes, well other communities choose to celebrate around a totem pole.
Mummy can you stop talking
Yep
Will you still get paid?
Yes I will. Just because I'm not at work it doesn't mean I'm not going to get paid.
OK.
[silence]
Will you get paid double when you go in tomorrow.
I wish Ebs.
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From: Crispinheath <crispinheath@hotmail.com>
Date: 2 July 2011 20:12:04 GMT+01:00
Subject: Snakes alive
