E: Daddy, what's an OBE?
C: It's an honour you're given for good service to your country.
E: Is it like an MBE?
C: Yes and then there's a CBE and then a knighthood.
E: A knighthood? What's that?
C: Well you get a knighthood for doing amazing things
[silence]
L: What like staring at a metal spoon and breaking it in two?
C: Errr well maybe Lou