K: Daddy san-ta come in a opilicopter
Things the kids say so as not to lose it in the future. The diary of Eben 10, Louis 7 and Kitty nearly 4.
Sunday, 4 December 2011
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Genius
E: No she's not
N: If I'm not a genius what am I?
E: A widow
N: No I'm not a widow, do you know what a widow is?
E: No
N: A widow is a married woman who's been left behind after her husband dies.
E: Nooooo I said you're a weirdo.
Saturday, 6 August 2011
Sunday, 10 July 2011
Totemic
Mummy, what's that?
It's a totem pole.
What's a totem pole?
Well it's a place that communities come together to worship. You know the way that we come together and worship in a church sometimes, well other communities choose to celebrate around a totem pole.
Mummy can you stop talking
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
It's all about the money
Yep
Will you still get paid?
Yes I will. Just because I'm not at work it doesn't mean I'm not going to get paid.
OK.
[silence]
Will you get paid double when you go in tomorrow.
I wish Ebs.
Saturday, 2 July 2011
Snakes alive
Lovingly shared using my mobile handheld device, which happens to be made by Apple.
Begin forwarded message:
From: Crispinheath <crispinheath@hotmail.com>
Date: 2 July 2011 20:12:04 GMT+01:00
Subject: Snakes alive
Saturday, 11 June 2011
Arise Sir Louis
C: It's an honour you're given for good service to your country.
E: Is it like an MBE?
C: Yes and then there's a CBE and then a knighthood.
E: A knighthood? What's that?
C: Well you get a knighthood for doing amazing things
[silence]
L: What like staring at a metal spoon and breaking it in two?
C: Errr well maybe Lou
Arise Sir Louis
Friday, 29 April 2011
Monday, 25 April 2011
Boooooorrriing
Yeees....
Eben, pretend I'm on the bed and I've been electrocuted, but it's good because you've got some medicine and you give it to me and I'm better again.
Aaaaawwww not that game again.