Good morning

Daddy you can't leave the bathroom yet.

Why Lou?

You have to raise yourself.

It's Christmas time

Daddy can I have my advert calendar.

When I get older

When I'm old I'm not going to do a real job, I'm going to go to an office like Daddy.

Let's pretend

Mummy let's pretend that this stick is a firework and that you walk in and say 'Louis where did you get that firwork' and I say 'from the firwork shop'.

'Ok then'

'Look mummy'

'Oo Louis where did you get that firework?'

'Noooooooooooooooooooooo. Not Oo Louis, just Louis'

'Right yes, shall we do it again?'

'Yes'

'Look mummy'

'Louis where did you get that firework?'

'From the firwork shop'

'Great'

Jin Jinner Jin

Jin Jinner Jin

What ice cream would you like?

Chimp choc chip, please mummy.

I don't know about all this God business

Louis can you show Daddy how you say a prayer?

Blah, blah, blah Amen.

Yeah that's what your father thinks as well.

Mummy part 2

Actually. I love you.

Who's the fairest of them all?

You're not as pretty as a flower.

That poo

That poo next to the poo island is a poo shark, because it's got two fins.

Mouth wildeebeast

There is a wildeebeast in my mouth called Indiani Jones

My Mummy

You blinking cheeky house girl

How to win a championship

- I won the championshhhhipppp

- No, no, no you didn't, you came 1st Louis

- Why hasn't he won the championship Ebs

- He needs to come 5th to win the championship

- Errrrrrr...

- Yes he does, Lewis Hamilton came 5th and won the championship

- Erm yes, well you don't always have to come 5th to win a championship. Sometimes if you've already got enough points and you err... well... put it his way sometimes you can come first having been 2nd in the championship and still lo... errrr well ho............

- Come on Louis let's play again I'll be Sebastien Vettel, I'm 5th so I'm going to win.

It's going to be a tewwible mess

Dr Who did a poo

Dr Who

You do a poo
Everyday

On the loo

Dr Wee
You do a pee
Everyday

On your knee

The Grand Prix

I'm going to be Lewis Hamilton, you be Sebastian Vettel. He's really good he can drive on 3 wheels.

Monsters vs. Aliens

I did laugh out of my skin at that film Daddy