I don't know about all this God business

Louis can you show Daddy how you say a prayer?

Blah, blah, blah Amen.

Yeah that's what your father thinks as well.

Mummy part 2

Actually. I love you.

Who's the fairest of them all?

You're not as pretty as a flower.

That poo

That poo next to the poo island is a poo shark, because it's got two fins.

Mouth wildeebeast

There is a wildeebeast in my mouth called Indiani Jones

My Mummy

You blinking cheeky house girl